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One of the “benefits” of having Charlie Sheen as a co-star is VIP/direct access to all of the vices you can imagine.
Like, ALL OF THEM.
Jon Cryer spelled out one of the ways Charlie, ahem, helped him get through his divorce a few years ago.
The Hollywood Reporter excerpted Cryer’s new memoir, So That Happened, and it included his “forays into prostitution”:
I was in a bad state right after my divorce, and I certainly didn’t feel dateable. I was an emotional basket case. What good was I to any woman I might have interest in? I decided I might as well pay someone for company and certain intimate pleasures so that I could at least get my equilibrium back with the opposite sex. Charlie suggested a few online purveyors he used, as this was when prostitution was gaining a foothold on the Internet.
My forays into prostitution were about as awkward as you might imagine. I went with an out-call for my first try, which means they come over to your house. My chosen vendor drove a white BMW and sported a sexy Finnish accent. It was really a very friendly experience, maybe because the act of having sex is quite the conversational icebreaker. The next time, I went to her place, which probably wasn’t really her place. We sat down, tried to make small talk and halfheartedly stumbled into a conversation about recent fluctuations in the stock market. Somehow I ended up spending 25 minutes of my hour helping her with financial planning.
If Charlie’s example of his evening’s entertainment was best exemplified by a snapshot of lady parts, mine would be a picture of me hunched over a table of papers and telling a hot lady, “The real estate boom is building, you need to diversify.”
Well, alrighty then.
